When in doubt about someone's name try calling...

2009-06-13T18:55:40.122-04:00

When in doubt about someone's name try calling them Mike and watch their response!
Cleavage and skirt absolutely don't mix, you got that right: makes a man cross-eyed....

Good grief! So many rules! Is it any wonder so ma...

2009-06-13T17:38:42.792-04:00

Good grief!

So many rules! Is it any wonder so many suffer?

"Lighten up"? Actually I'm happy to report that I have achieved the normal weight for my height.

But thanks anyway : )

mikeS

THE RULES: 1. Never, ever, ever wear red and gree...

2009-06-13T15:41:12.453-04:00

THE RULES:

1. Never, ever, ever wear red and green together. Fashion is for life, not just for Christmas.

2. Never, ever ever give away the end of a movie you've seen to someone who hasn't seen it; in fact, don't give any of it away. If you do, that person has the legal right to kill you on the spot.

3. If you've forgotten someone's name you really shouldn't have, first try to discreetly find out from someone you trust; failing that, try contrite honesty; if this is not appropriate, RUN!

4. White shoes after labor day are, in fact, OK if they're not bright white. Cream, ivory, bone - all fine.

5. Never remove your helmet during a space walk; your head will explode. Messy.

6. Ladies: either do cleavage, or short skirt. Not both. Legs OR boobs not jugs AND pins!

7. If in doubt, smile, and pretend you have a fabulous secret that you're keeping to yourself for now. The charisma you exude will distract anyone from anything.

8. Lighten up. Seriously, Dude, lighten up. I really mean it. I'm so not kidding!

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When in doubt about someone's name try calling...

Good grief! So many rules! Is it any wonder so ma...

THE RULES: 1. Never, ever, ever wear red and gree...