Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Pope Condemns Gays, But Extraterrestrials Have Blessing


POPE ADMITS "ADAM AND EVE" A LIE!
MAN MOST LIKELY OF KLINGON AND VULCAN ANCESTRY

VATICAN CITY — E.T. phone Rome. Four hundred years after it locked up Galileo for challenging the view that the Earth was the center of the universe, the Vatican has called in experts to study the possibility of extraterrestrial alien life and its implication for the Catholic Church.

"The questions of life's origins and of whether life exists elsewhere in the universe are very suitable and deserve serious consideration," said the Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, an astronomer and director of the Vatican Observatory.
"How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?" Funes said in that interview.

"Just as there is a multitude of creatures on Earth, there could be other beings, even intelligent ones, created by God. This does not contradict our faith, because we cannot put limits on God's creative freedom."
Funes maintained that if intelligent beings were discovered, they would also be considered "part of creation."

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Having been raised in (no, not with, you either get in or out) the Catholic church and it's confines, the title alone worth the price of admission here today, Mike!

Barbara

MikeS said...

Hey Barbara!

Ha!

Hope you got a giggle or two out of the headlines I made up. I just thought the "E.T.phone Rome" line at the beginning of the article was hilarious.

And we need some levity from all this serious spirituality stuff.

Thanks!
mikeS

Anonymous said...

As a member of an "Extraterrestrial" race I feel compelled to spoil the plot for you and let you know we have already decided that when the Poop and members of the Vaselinemake it public that life not only has been discovered, in extra of the terrestrial but that it is "part of creation," we will refute membership and provide elaborately falsified but convincing evidence that we were indeed manufactured by demented Soviet Soy Bean Researchers during the later cold war. Cruel, perhaps, but we do enjoy watching the guys in the white robes deal with heresy and hypocrisy.

MikeS said...

Ha!

I knew it!

Religion has always been nothing but an extraterrestrial conspiracy!

Thanks!
mikeS

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